You will need:
- eggs
- Whatever’s leftover from Indian take out on Friday (our’s was from Seva which is at 30-07 34th St
in Astoria. We had leftover chana saag.)
- 2 pieces of bread (preferably sprouted grain hippie bread. white bread is bad for you. Please don’t eat it.)
- toaster oven
- optional: chihuahua under foot
Step 1:
Toast your bread
Step 2:
Make a sunny side up egg. Ask a grown up person for help if necessary.
Step 3:
Drink some coffee and think about whether you will go to the gym today or watch Degrassi.
Step 4:
When your toast is ready, spread your Indian food on your toast. Caution: Don’t trip over the chihuahua under your foot!
Step 5:
Put egg on top of toast and Indian food. Make a sandwich.
Step 6:
Eat this. Smile and thank your roommate for inventing a new breakfast. Digest and go to the gym.
The General Enthusiast 